Showing posts with label Double Dactyl. Show all posts
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Monday, June 1, 2009

Double Dactyls

Strawberry blackberry
Gary of Yarberry
Planned a big bash for the
Chaplain of Spain,

until he suddenly
Undemocratically
called off the party be-
Cause of the rain

Hummingly, chummingly
Juniper Cummingly
prayed in his chamber for
sweet things that were

not incidentally
characteristically
whispering muttering
wholly unheard.


Greenamen beanamen
Dismas of Veeneman
Conquered the world with out-
Breaking a sweat

Then in a moment of
Psychopathology
Ordered the province to
Pay off his debt.


Bannister canister
Janet McAllister
sang in a chorus her
pretty new song

All about
Venus and
uranographical
planets appearing in
red on her thong.

Amazon gastronome
Jennifer Aniston
Wore a red bathing suit
All the day long,

But her dad said she was
Extraterrestrial
When she dove into a
Deep billabong